Post by Katzu on Aug 8, 2009 8:15:36 GMT -6
WARNING:
Sissies need not apply.
Sissies need not apply.
HEY YOU! Yeah, the nancy-boy looking at all these games wondering what will separate you from the herd. Make you stand out as the paragon you think you are. Look no further, for you've found WARMACHINE, the game of Full-Metal Miniatures Warfare so aggressive we can't use lower-case letters when we write it. This isn't some game about Grim Darkness or any kind of Gathering game. THIS IS BRUTAL. In WARMACHINE, if your enemy is too close just pick him up and THROW him (especially into other enemy units; we call this 'bowling'.) If your enemy general is cowering behind a meat shield, just slam it right into his face.
This is in-your-face miniatures gaming firing on all fuel-injected, turbocharged cylinders.
This is AGGRESSION.
This is WARMACHINE.
Now come Play like you got a Pair!
